A Fart?

Dont' you just love those E-mails you get today. People can keep in touch with each other and never say a word. You can be next door to some one and never see them, never know how they are doing or how they are feeling. But keep in touch with jokes, and E-mail forwards. Now, most of the junk you delete, but now and then there comes one that makes you laugh or touches you in some way. This following I got the other day and yep, kinda touched me and made me laugh. Check it out and I bet it brings a smile to your face too.

A Fart:

A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long,

Some farts have been known To sound like a song......

A fart can create A most curious medley,

A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell, While others are vile,

A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while......

A fart can occur In a number of places,

And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie, To small elevators,

A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad, Is simply not true-

We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you!

Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?

Hehehe. Well bet you think I have nothing else to do huh. I foward this to a buddy and he sent back in return this reply: Uncle Joe's favorite remark when he farted was "better in the wide wide world than in a narrow gut".

Now I have a new saying for the future when appropriate. Thanks to Gary D and Joe F. Now if you have a funny FART story feel free to add it. I am sure that it will be intertaining.....

Just for laughs from down on the Sugar Farm..........LOL