I recieved this E-mail as a joke. I showed it to Skeeter and he said it did not seem like a joke to him and that he would have to agree with the writer. He said that since he could not operate the computer, that I should post these thoughts for him as he really thought there were lots of truths to this. So, on behalf of Skeeter, "The Boat Dog" Here goes:
10 Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
(1 ) Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!!
(2) Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!!!
(3) Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
(4) Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
(5) Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home!
(6) The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Woooo Hoooo, what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
(7) Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
(8) Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
(9) Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
(10) How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY. A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
10 Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
(1 ) Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!!
(2) Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!!!
(3) Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
(4) Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
(5) Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home!
(6) The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Woooo Hoooo, what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
(7) Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
(8) Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
(9) Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
(10) How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY. A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
from a dogs point of view from down on The Sugar Farm
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